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Patience is a Virture



* The dog is not allowed in the house.
* Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
* The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture
* The dog can get on the old furniture only.
* Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
* Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
* The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
* The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
* The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
* Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

From “My Dog is the World’s Best Dog” by Suzy Becker.